GOOD LAD - With a match-winning brace for Man City at CSKA Moscow, Sergio Aguero has undoubtedly earned his pat on the head.
WOOF, WOOF - Galatasaray goalscorer Felipe Melo one-ups Aguero in the canine stakes.
I AM ZLATAN - And Zlatan capped his 36-minute hat-trick for PSG at Anderlecht with this absolute screamer.
CLASSY OPENER - Cristiano Ronaldo was also on song for Real Madrid against Juventus. And to think, either him or Ibrahimovic will sit out the World Cup in Brazil.
LEAVE THAT TO THE STARS, SERGIO - Mr. Ramos has qualified for Brazil with Spain. Perhaps he'll bring these failed tekkers with him?
IT ACTUALLY WENT IN THIS TIME - Stefan Kiessling celebrates a (legitimate) goal for Bayer Leverkusen against Shakhtar Donetsk.
FUNTIME FRANKIE - Two-goal Ribery
got the show on the road from the spot as champions Bayern Munich
romped to victory against minnows Viktoria Plzen.
LURKING IN THE SHADOWS - Sir Alex Ferguson haunts Old Trafford like Jacob Marley.