Sweden's most self-effacing genius features heavily in the latest European Football Show in the wake of his latest outrageous - yet entirely typical - goal.
Dave Farrar and Michael Cox assess the great man's Ligue 1 title chances with PSG, and break down the Sweden v Portugal World Cup playoff as he goes toe-to-toe with the equally humble Cristiano Ronaldo.
And Zlatan's brilliant autobiography is the prize as we ask for your Kitchen XI.
Plus, with the brains behind Zonal Marking in the studio, we get into the nitty gritty of the continent's tactical trends.